Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy

[Raccoon]

Habt ihr diese Nachricht gesehen?

 

Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy

 

NEW YORK—Wall Street investors experienced a sudden surge in optimism Tuesday when, after six tumultuous weeks that saw record drops in the Dow Jones industrial average, a $1 bill was spotted on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

 

The dollar bill was discovered in the northwest corner of the trading floor at approximately 12:05 p.m., and its condition was reported as "crinkled, but real." Word of the tangible denomination of U.S. currency spread quickly across the NYSE, sending traders into a frenzied rush of shouting, arm-flailing, hooting, hollering, and, according to eyewitnesses, at least one dog pile.

 

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[LagarMat]

Sorry, hab ick n Brett vorm Kopp?

Aber den check isch net.

[chaosmaker85]

Habt ihr diese Nachricht gesehen?

Hehe sehr geil :-)

 

The bill's absence, however, did not deter the growing enthusiasm from those on the trading floor. By 2:15 p.m., more than 60,000 shares had been purchased in the new publicly traded asset, DLR, after brokers placed a flurry of calls advising their investors to buy into the booming single-dollar market.

 

By the close of day, economists were estimating the dollar bill's net worth at just under $270 million.

 

"We couldn't be in a better situation right now," trader Patrick Kady said. "Unless of course it had been a euro."

[echef]

Sorry, hab ick n Brett vorm Kopp?

Aber den check isch net.

 

 

Nun erlöst uns Ahnungslosen, des englischen nicht so mächtig. :-

 

Gruß

[Valeron]

sehr witzig...

[opes]

Irgendwie sucht mich so ne Art Aberglaube zur Zeit auch heim

[stocksurfer]

war das die?

 

[Faitz]

genau so isses --- die Mücke auf der Tastatur, der Dollar in der Ecke ... was auch immer ... eine Positive Nachricht und die Indizes schießen nach oben und die Bären schauen in die Röhre

 

... irgendwo muss er doch liegen B)